Archive for February, 2010

February 22nd

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

In a courtroom, a purse-snatcher is on trial and the victim is stating what happened. She says, “Yes, thats him. I saw him clear as day. I’d remember his face anywhere.” At which point, the defendant bursts out, “You couldn’t see my face, lady. I was wearing a mask!”

February 21st

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

Oh Lord help me to keep my big mouth shut until I know what i’m talking about.

The right word at the right time-Beautiful!

February 20th

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

If a shoe fits…but it in every color.