The Writer's Blog

I went to an authentic Mexican restaurant. The waiter poured the water and then warned me not to drink it.

If things get worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
Give us help for the hard task; human help is worthless.

There was a man driving down the road behind an 18-heeler. At every stoplight the trucker would get out of the cab, run back, and bang on the trailor door. After seeing this at several intersections in a row, The motorist followed him until he pulled into a parking lot. When they both had come to a stop, the truck driver once again jumped out and started banging on the trailor door. The motorist went up to him and said,”I dont mean to be nosy,but why do you keep banging on that door?” To which the trucker replied, “Sorry, cant talk now.I have 20 tuns of canaries and a ten to limit, so I have to keep half of them flying at all times.